It's the perfect storm,
the perfect TABLE.

Boomers are lining up to buy Tables, because it's a trusted asset.

Follow us across every platform for maximal brain damage.

Our Team consists of the two most uniquely incompetent individuals you could ever stumble upon.

Bob, our Dev, alongside Cinnamon Scothew, tirelessly forge ahead in the crypto world, inventing and spinning new tales that baffle and amaze. They're the brains behind the bewildering concepts of "Table Pregnancy" and "Table 69".

With the unlikely backing of Swiss bankers and Donald Trump,
their mission is very uncertain, but sturdy for sure.

We built a very sturdy table..

Well maybe the right legs turned out a bit thin,
but we think its SOLtable.

100% of initial Liquidity was burned!

Proof of Liquidity Burn

6% of Supply is kept in the Table Treasury!

The supply will be used for adding Liquidity, LP incentives, Giveaways and more!
The usage of Supply is governed on Telegram via Polls.

Table Treasury

TreasuryCap Object was burned & UpgradeCap was frozen

This means no new tokens can be minted and the contract is immutable.